thelifeguardlibrarian:

All the alone time. 

thelifeguardlibrarian:

All the alone time. 

(via resist-ente)

crime investigation show

qtbot:

hacker: im booting up the computer
detective: in ENGLISH god damn it !

(via memewhore)

pleatedjeans:

HURR HURR I’M A DOG [x]

pleatedjeans:

HURR HURR I’M A DOG [x]

(via theworldstoobig-makeitsmaller)

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”

(via 7wholepotato)